{"id":68,"date":"2015-05-19T16:49:12","date_gmt":"2015-05-19T21:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/?p=68"},"modified":"2015-05-21T16:21:08","modified_gmt":"2015-05-21T21:21:08","slug":"looks-like-ill-have-to-change-the-name-of-this-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/2015\/05\/19\/looks-like-ill-have-to-change-the-name-of-this-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Looks Like I&#8217;ll Have to Change the Name of this Blog, Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s call this Part One of the story.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/BMain-Bristol14-VirginiaSchuh01.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-70 size-medium aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/BMain-Bristol14-VirginiaSchuh01-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Bounding Main at the Bristol Renaissance Faire.  Pic by Virginia Schuh.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/BMain-Bristol14-VirginiaSchuh01-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/BMain-Bristol14-VirginiaSchuh01-150x113.jpg 150w, http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/BMain-Bristol14-VirginiaSchuh01.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the various performances of the vocal group, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boundingmain.com\" target=\"_blank\">Bounding Main<\/a>, the rest of the vocalists will occasionally refer to me as &#8220;captain.&#8221; \u00a0It is as fictional a construct as the Elizabethan mariner costumes that we wear. \u00a0It is part of the improvisational storytelling that we use to move from song-to-song. \u00a0We refer to Jon as the purser, a term with archaic origins to designate that he is &#8220;the money guy.&#8221; \u00a0We refer to Gina as the navigator as a tease for her having switched left for right on a couple of occasions. \u00a0Like that.<\/p>\n<p>One day, seemingly out of the blue, I received an irate email from a fellow performer in the maritime music genre. \u00a0He is\u00a0well-established in the folk music community, and has significant involvement with tall ships and the sailing of contemporary craft. \u00a0I have the deepest respect and admiration for this fellow.<\/p>\n<p>So, this email took me aback when I read the content of his passionate letter. \u00a0The gist of it was that there are performers in the maritime music community who have studied long and hard for their maritime captain&#8217;s license, who have commanded actual tall ships out on the open water, who deserve to be called &#8220;captain&#8221; because they earned it. \u00a0I was not even an AB (able seaman) &#8211; had no rating whatsoever! \u00a0Yet I dared to call myself a &#8220;captain!&#8221; It went on and on for a while like this.<\/p>\n<p>My take on the whole thing, of course, was that like captains Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo, my being a captain was not a claim to being a real officer, but a performance sobriquet. \u00a0But I made the mistake of allowing his problem to become my problem; after all, I was\u00a0being accused of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stolenvalor.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">stolen valor<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So I started referring to myself as &#8220;Not a Captain.&#8221; I created an email address that was nac54321@ &#8230; (Not A Captain &#8230; count down from five to let the anger dissipate &#8230;) and otherwise making light of the situation. \u00a0This has been going on for about five years and eventually one realizes that there are far more important things to worry about.<\/p>\n<p>Then something truly remarkable happened during the 2015 season of the Janesville Renaissance Faire. \u00a0Life can have a funny way of surprising you with unexpected gifts from unexpected quarters. \u00a0More on this story later. [<a href=\"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/2015\/05\/21\/looks-like-ill-have-to-change-the-name-of-this-blog-part-ii\/\">Part II<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s call this Part One of the story. In the various performances of the vocal group, Bounding Main, the rest of the vocalists will occasionally refer to me as &#8220;captain.&#8221; \u00a0It is as fictional a construct as the Elizabethan mariner costumes that we wear. \u00a0It is part of the improvisational storytelling that we use to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[49,50,48,51,52],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grateful-acknowledgement","tag-anecdote","tag-by-any-other-name","tag-irony","tag-maritime","tag-personae"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":93,"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/93"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/deancalin.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}